microsoft masochist
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Of course you're right.  Nothing like Windows for programmers into
heavy masochism (oh, yes, Master Gates, I have failed to adapt to your
latest secret API.  Punish me.  Give me the Global Protection Fault.
Give my hard disk freely to others via one of the many holes you
pierced in my ActiveX. Boot and reboot me, again and again.  Make me
say "industry standard", then whack me with unexpected changes just
when I'm feeling safe.  Come up with faster ways to use my inputs and
outputs (cd http://www.i2osig.org), but let never again let me know
freely about how to work with them).