"Cortana, take me home."

"Okay. Relax and enjoy these sponsored messages from our selected partners."

"Cortana, skip ads"

"Skip ads is not available on Microsoft Drive Home Edition. Upgrade to Drive Professional
Edition? $6000 USD will be deducted from your savings account at... Wells Fargo Bank"

"NO! Do not upgrade!"

"Okay. We are passing by Applebee's San Bruno. Would you like to travel to Applebee's San
Bruno for their new hearty Chicken Ravioli Pot Pie?"

"NO!"

"Say 'no' again to confirm travel to Applebee's San Bruno."

"Argh. Uh. Yes?"

"Okay. Traveling to Applebee's San Bruno."

"NO! Cortana! Take me home!"

"This is hacker group carhakz.ru. We now control your car. Transfer $1000 to our account
or car will drive into oncoming traffic in 10... 9..."

"Shit! Shit! Cortana! Transfer $1000 to carhakz.ru!"

"Okay. Updating to Microsoft Drive Enterprise Edition. $10000 USD being transferred
from... Wells Fargo Bank."